February 2012
2 posts
December 2011
21 posts
Saddest text message.
Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: Aright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: You're drinking again?
Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
*hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time. The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls. He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained. The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.*
Brother: Someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: Don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
*The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.*
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
November 2011
21 posts
October 2011
125 posts
SCHOOL IS UNNECESSARY BECAUSE:
yanilavignee:
MUSIC: We have YouTube for that.
SPORT: I have a Wii.
SPANISH: I watch Dora.
ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
MATH: That’s why we have calculators.
GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe.
HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway.
See?
LMAO
yanilavignee:
Jane was in a restaurant,One day when she realized that she had to desperately need to fart.The sound system was really,really loud so Jane timed it to coincide with the beat of the music.When Jane finished her drink, she noticed that everyone was staring at her,then she remembered. she was listening to her iPod:)
